1. (via duvk)

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  2. 
Nature/Love/quotes

    Nature/Love/quotes

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  3. Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later

    Me: thank god

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  4. omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

    omgbuglen:

    godotal:

    So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

    Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

    (via laughbitches)

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  5. supermoclel:

ya i eat ass

    supermoclel:

    ya i eat ass

    (via condom)

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  6. bombing:

    birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

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  7. (via beyoncebeyoffce)

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  8. ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    (via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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  9. smalldisgruntledcorgi:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    smalldisgruntledcorgi:

    fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

    intentionally mix up zelda and link
    mispronounce “anime”
    refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
    pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
    respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

    I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

    you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

    (via duvk)

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  10. photo

    photo

    photo

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